Football Manager 2010

Football Manager 2010 [App Store]

Having played all Sports Interactive games since I was 10 years old back in the 99/00 season, I felt vivdly excited when seeing the release on the App Store. My girlfriend quotes ‘IT’s JUST A GAME’ to me several time a day when losing a match, but for any fan of the series will know its much more, it may even be possible to put SI down as your religion on the Census.

So how can a PC game that takes up alomost 2gb worth of space to play along with pretty huge save files port over to the iPhone succesfully? When first playing the game I was a little dissapointed as it looked a little retro, just like those first CM games I played, with much of the PC features stripped away, the memory sucking 3D engine, the touchline instructions and press conferences (thank god for that one). The stripped down game however takes nothing away from the enoyability of the game, in fact for the less hardcore FM fans this may well be a releif. There are a few dissapointments in the gameplay, such as the lack of ability to tweak tacitical formations and movements, and hopefully these can be sorted in the near future, otherwise at 2-0 down, theres not a lot you can do apart from stick 3 forwards on.

Obviously to create a game on the iPhone, it is only possible to select one playable lague, with a slimmed down database containing the main 20ish players from each team, which sounds like a bad move. It isn’t, instead, it makes you work like a Peter Taylor of the world, trawling through the lower leagues for players who have some potential to improve, or looking whos avaliable on the free. Having signed for my Leicester team players from Leyton Orient and Huddersfield rather than a cheap foreinger from a country I found in the Fifa World Rankings only, I felt a sense of bringing back the O’Neil days to my club.

The key aspects of the game are still intact, with the need to man manage your squad, keeping your players happy or if there not playing letting them move on somewhere else. Maintaining fitness of the older players in the squad is one of the hardest tasks to do and requires shrewd subs, good training schedules for them and promoting through young players to replace them with. Part of squad maintainence in the lower leagues is being able to loan players throughout the year, and the transfer system can be accessed in many ways. Each club as two scouts who can look for players who may be willing to join, whilst the huge search feature is still here. The most important feature of Football Manager for of us geeks out there is the in game stats of our players, being able to scrutinise how our team is doing, how many passes are going astray and figuring out why the opposing left back is racing up the pitch every two minutes, all these stats are still avaliable in game through a menu found in the bottom right corner and can be swiped through to access the different pages.

Wether you play as a Premiership giant, a financial stricken club with no money or a Aussie A-League team you will love Football Manager Handheld as if it was the offspring of the desktop version. Don’t be put off by the lack of some of the desktops features 3 hours in you won’t even notice.

Note to SI: Add a Social Network with Achievements just like Stream on the desktop version, would make this game pretty much complete

Overall

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Yes, it costs £6.99, but that is a shrewd investment, you like all others who play FM will lose hours upon days of you life!

Warning: Do not play on this bus, you will miss your stop and whats more you’ll be too busy to care!

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Red Conquest!

Red Conquest! [App Store]

John Kooistra is a name I know well. I am a fanboy of his Blue Attack! and Blue Defense! series.  Please see my Top 5 Shooter article to understand where I’m coming from. It is without question that when Cat In A Box games released Red Conquest! out into the App Store, I didn’t hesitate to make this purchase. Here is my adventure into once again the far reaches of outer space, almost zen-like in my pursuit of RTS domination.

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Twin Blades

Twin Blades [App Store]

Manga inspired style, on screen blood splatter, a not so innocent nun with deadly scythe in hand. Add a medieval town full of zombies. I couldn’t imagine a more perfect day! Twin Blades is a frantic, free-for-all side scroller. What caught my eye with this one is the flowing animation in the game which is, simply put, stunning. From the team that brought you My Brute, you can easily see how the team brings you another title with outstanding attention to detail.

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Melon Golf

Melon Golf [App Store]

On searching the App Store today for new games, it’s a joy to stumble upon some great bargains. It’s been out for a few months now but the first game from developer 2Up Games has secured a firm place in my heart. Melon Golf isn’t a golf game per say, well you are judged to stay under par and there is a hole to fling your melon in. No need for your wedge, 9-iron or wood. Taking the physics approach you slingshot your melon from point A to point B.

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The iPhone Christmas Round Up

Every Christmas they’re are games that tide you through holiday cheer, some are great and some like bon bons, looks sweet on the outside  but pop the inside and all you get is a dodgy knock off. Today offcially marks the end of term for a lot of people and maybe even time off work for others so lets bring a little ‘ho, ho ho’ onto your iphone this year and look at some of the top yuletide greats. Please note, due to me living no where close to snow I thought I’d add some snow inspired games into this Christmas round up as well.  In no order whatsoever, and if anyone wants to add to it by all means!.

1. iStunt [App Store]

Nothing short of fun, stuntin physics and simple brilliance.  It reminds me of moto games of yesteryear and with a learning curve *no pun intended* to ease you into the snowboarding game.  A massive 20 stylin levels that will keep you occupied all throughout the December holiday season and onwards.  Leader-boards a plenty with Openfeint FTW!! No Brainer!

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2. Artic Shuffle 2 [App Store]

Chillax with this puzzler of a game.  The Pinball Penguins are back with a vengeance!  Play by aiming your penguin at the desired target, steady on because you need the midas touch to avoid all the obstacles in your way.  Its all about the points yo! start with ice curling, move onto iced up mini golf and try to avoid exploding your flightless friends while your at it.  Big 50 levels with in-app purchases.  Cute game, big leader-board rewards, using the Agon Online platform. If your a thinking person rather than a mindelss shooter like me this is a must have xmas game.

Arctic Shuffle

3. Elf [App Store]

Hide y Ho, diddle dee Potatoes.. kinda leprechaunish in design but don’t let this little gem fool you, its a lot better to play than it looks.  The polish on this addictive jumper will shine brighter than the star above “you know who”.  I wouldn’t ask any more from Matmi (who feature with more than one game on this list).  Guide you Elf into the stratosphere while catching stars, boosters and avoid those nasty thistles for that high score.  Simple but be warned, this game is addictive!!

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4. Flight Before Christmas [App Store]

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me another line drawing game! This is one of the better versions of the many line drawing games that have appeared since the huge success of Flight Control. As the image below shows, the graphics are crisp and rather pleasing. The aim of the game – simple! You play as Santa deleivering presents to children, got to be more fun than having to dress up as Santa!

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5. Crazy Snowboard: Holiday Special [App Store]

Oh yeah, its the silly season and we grabbin some air and gone crazy, in the original and best iPhone snowboarder.  Fantastic graphics, huge gameplay with 30 stacked missions with a global ranking system to boot.  the ninth major update delivers with better lighting effects, even more locations, a santa suit and crazy snowman snowboard.  Now who want’s to knock over some elves? Further on from the holiday season you know that this App is a worth purchase given the great work from the developers to keep it consistantly fresh.

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6. Snowy’s Cristmas Pinball [App Store]

From the guys that brought you the award-winner Monster Pinball, the Matmi style is back at again with Snowy’s table.  Smoother than hot egg nog in the frame rate, the physics engine hits overdrive when the ice ball is activated.  Heaps of new and quirky sound effects, standard Facebook, local and online leader-boards.  Bashing a snowball round a field has never been so much fun!

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7. Amateur Surgeon: Christmas Edition [App Store]

Bah Humbug! The brainiacs at Adult Swim decided they wanted you to dissect and put back together Santa and his helpers. In this free edition of Amateur Surgeon you get five levels of holiday fun, DIY surgery on Rudolph? why not.  Snip here, tuck there and apply some Pixie Dust for the healing touch.  The background story alone is worth a chuckle.  Oh, its up to you to save Christmas!!

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8. Ho Ho Ho Yellow Snow Deluxe [App Store]

Online notoriety in 2007 and it went viral, its been played worldwide by the masses,  now available for our iphone.  Its had a visual revamp and quite frankly, pisses (ed – seriously…) on all pretenders.  New game modes and touch controls if that tickles your fancy or you can just pee free in “Zen” mode.  Naughty or nice, I spelt pee freely in the ice.. (ed. note - EWWWWWWWW seriously I worry for you sometimes)

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9. Holiday Smash [App Store]

Colour my Christmas with this arcade stunner!  Keep your balls in the air and your lasers charged, goal is to smash the bejesus out of the lights as quickly as possible.  Christmas inspired levels a noteworthy mention and yes, you can take out the Gingerbread Man’s gum drop buttons.  Plenty of Openfeint achievements to jingle your bells to with more to come.  For a limited time, its free so start your downloads and spread the word!

Holiday Smash

10. A Christmas Santa [App Store]

Last but not least, calling a strike on Christmas is one low blow by Rudolph.  He works for free for goodness sake!  And did I mention Santa of all people hit by the recession, is broke? With only a few days to go, he’s made up his mind and will go it alone.  Let’s launch the jolly sod! Sleigh or Rocket? either way its all about the angles.  Openfeint a go go with achievements and also a hidden mission.  I’m aiming for that little drummer boy! I hate that song..

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