You’ve been unwittingly training for this your whole life, simply by being who you are – a lover of snacks and an unremitting cheapskate. Vending Machine Champ [App Store] pits man against machine as you tip, punch, and kick the greedy metal beast as it clings stubbornly to the snack that is rightfully yours. If you succeed, you are granted sweet and / or salty nourishment. If you fail, you are granted humiliation and / or injury and / or death. You’re going to grab a snack. Or die trying.
That’s the disclaimer from the nutty people at Adult Swim. I really don’t know what they were smoking when they came up with the design document for this, but it’s stupidly addictive and I can’t help myself. Think a 50 Cent album mixed with your favorite kebab – it might not be the most pleasing thing in the wold, but you just can’t stop.
- Using speed, precision, and aggression to beat the hell out of a vending machine.
- Unlimited snack challenges with growing difficulty.
- Addictive and simple gameplay coexists with crap in the vending machine.
- Graphics are simple yet fit the story well.
- Bronze, silver and gold level difficulties.
Snacks taste better when you risk your life for them. 3.5 stars.
I didn’t play Vending Machine Champ, but I see it is very interesting. I think I’ll try it someday.
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