Hector: Badge of Carnage [App Store]
Pure Brilliance!

Adventure games of this style have been proved a good fit on the iPhone so far, with Gamebook Advenures and Broken Sword leading the way, however the team at Straanlooper have convinced me to free up almost 300mb worth of space to download Hector, what looks to be the funniest most interesting game on the platform!

App Store Description – Read it and Weap

Did we mention? It’s not for kids.

This isn’t one of those bog-standard Oh-god-where-am-I-how-did-I-get-here-there’s-a-screwdriver-in-a-desk-drawer type escape games that the interweb seems to be infested with nowadays. HECTOR:BADGE OF CARNAGE takes you back to the glory days of the point ‘n click graphic adventure: nonsensical inventory items, favour-hungry reprobates, and a relentless stream of witty one-liners.

What you get:

- 18 sordid, filthy, rundown locations
- 23 well-developed & witty characters (+ 1 stinking drunk)
- 40 Inventory items (includes Free Lubricant!)
- 397 interactive objects
- 2421 spoken lines of dialogue
- Cinematic cutscenes
- Original score
- A good few hours worth of low action puzzle-solving gameplay

What we Get:

- Your cash.

Look, we honestly don’t care if you like it. We just want you to buy it. If you don’t, you’ll never see Episode 2 or 3.

Watch HECTOR: BADGE OF CARNAGE teasers and trailers on www.youtube.com/thehectorfiles or go to www.thehectorfiles.tv for more info on Hector. Or just carry on your sad little lives without paying a blind bit of notice to anything I say. Why change the habit of a lifetime.